(Source: theangiec83, via seedy)

militiamedic:

bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

"go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today"

… he just slapped a fucking cobra.

(Source: aposan, via somefancyname)

Timestamp: 1409677940

militiamedic:

bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

"go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today"

… he just slapped a fucking cobra.

(Source: aposan, via somefancyname)

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danasaur-lester:

thehardcoredanosaur:

what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed

and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina

(Source: phanfrickintastic, via painfullyvisible-entirelyignored)

simoncowellvevo:

having so many good text post ideas but not enough followers to make it matter

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(Source: wifiey, via seedy)

Conde Nast Traveler

(Source: jacksparrowz, via hotsexwithdamon)

Timestamp: 1409676861

Conde Nast Traveler

(Source: jacksparrowz, via hotsexwithdamon)

kyubiisaan:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

The ol razzle dazzle

(via senddmefood)

Timestamp: 1409676814

kyubiisaan:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

The ol razzle dazzle

(via senddmefood)

lostincape-town:

I’m attracted to intelligence. Not the book smart type of intelligence. I could care less whether you’ve gone to college or how much money you make because of it. I like intelligent conversations that make me think even hours after it’s ended. I soak up words from radical minds.

(via jory826)

thecutestofthecute:

Even though Hotdiggitydogblog is not here anymore, we will always appreciate the happiness and the joy that Max and his owners had shared with us. You and your goofy smile will not be forgotten Max!

(via kerosene-heartss)

Timestamp: 1409676659

thecutestofthecute:

Even though Hotdiggitydogblog is not here anymore, we will always appreciate the happiness and the joy that Max and his owners had shared with us. You and your goofy smile will not be forgotten Max!

(via kerosene-heartss)

dekutrickortreet:

telapathetic:

when u haven’t masturbated in ages and

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damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people

(Source: telapathetic, via nice-wig-janis)

caesar2k:

andrewbelami:

prasejeebus:

These jokes are getting out of hand

goodbye

SO FUCKING RUDE MAN

(via nice-wig-janis)

Timestamp: 1409661171

caesar2k:

andrewbelami:

prasejeebus:

These jokes are getting out of hand

goodbye

SO FUCKING RUDE MAN

(via nice-wig-janis)

phemiec:

I’m so impressed by girls who can put together a really cute outfit and do their hair and makeup really nice every single day like if I manage to shower and eat breakfast it’s a damn victory

(via ugly)

noten:

I really can’t wait for winter because then I can start wearing the other 97% of my clothes. 

(via first-reactionss)