what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed
and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina
having so many good text post ideas but not enough followers to make it matter
I’m attracted to intelligence. Not the book smart type of intelligence. I could care less whether you’ve gone to college or how much money you make because of it. I like intelligent conversations that make me think even hours after it’s ended. I soak up words from radical minds.
when u haven’t masturbated in ages and
damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people
I’m so impressed by girls who can put together a really cute outfit and do their hair and makeup really nice every single day like if I manage to shower and eat breakfast it’s a damn victory
I really can’t wait for winter because then I can start wearing the other 97% of my clothes.